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how do you make yourself do a bowel movement without changing anything about your diet?

i am on a special diet.
i can’t have laxatives or drink more water or eat more fiber or anything!
no coffee either
i am practically dying here of pain. i haven’t pooped in a week, and the stupid doc says i can’t have an enema.
i’ve been waking up at night cuz it feels like i need to go, but it never comes out.

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