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I went on the Radiance of the Seas to have a decent Vacation. Over the last two days I’ve been imprisoned… Quarantined in my room because the Doctor though I have the Stomach Flu. Yes, I realize he’s doing what’s best for everyone else onboard, but my suspisions were answered today when I tried a little experiment. Each day I ate at the Onboard Cafe, I had diahrra afterwards. Yesterday I didn’t eat at that Cafe, hence I didn’t get sick.

I haven’t been sick at all today, but then I’d decided I’d see if I actually had the Stomach Flu or actually Food Poisoning… So I tried some Lunch at the Cafe… And wouldn’t you know it, I got Diahrrea. So did my Mom.. But we weren’t sick yesterday. It gets better.. Apparently I went into the Medical Bay with that one Symptom at 1:30AM, telling them, according to their Log Book, that I had those Symptoms a half-hour later from the specified time.
Additionally, when I’d left the vessel to goto Sitka, I’d received a phone call on the dock AT SITKA, telling me that I couldn’t leave the Ship because I might make other people on the ship Contagious, despite the fact that I was already on the dock in Sitka.

This would be more than enough evidence to have the Doctor release us from Quarantine to enjoy our last day on the Cruise Ship, but nope… He doesn’t want to listen… So when we return to Vancouver, we’ll be slapping a Lawsuit on the Cruise Line for Uncivilized Behaviour, Wrongful Imprisonment, as well as the Food Poisoning.. But what I want to know is… Can I goto the Doctor a couple of days after I had the Food Poisoning and have them confirm that I had Food Poisoning and not the Stomach Flu? Cuz otherwise it’s the Doctor’s word against mine.
(In reply to the post below)

How would you explain the fact that yesterday I had absolutely no symptoms, while today I hadn’t experienced any symptoms until I ate at the Windjammer Cafe onboard. Once it’s subsided I’ll eat elsewhere and see if I get sick from it.

I've been having problems with bowels movements for some time now. So I started taking Benefiber, drinking lots of water, exercising and eating better. That seemed to work for a little while but now 3 months later I'm back to the way I was before. Until recently I smoked some weed and WOW! Right away I could go and I went about 4 times before lunch and each time I went my movements were very productive. I was able to do that for a couple of days until the little nugget of weed I had ran out.
Now two weeks later I'm all clogged up again. This is very distressing because my farts stink very badly and I think I'm giving myself hemorrhoids when I try and make one happen. It’s been two days since my last productive bowel movement. I know this sounds bad but I'm serious!
So why do I only have good productive bowel movements when I smoke Marijuana?

I only take a bowel movement once a week, and I feel horrible! I have tried fiber, and laxitives BUT nothing helps!!

Any advice?
I have seen a a Doctor and they wanted me to have surgery and I am scared I might have colon cancer or something, and I do not eat that much, sometimes lunch sometimes dinner, BUT i have had this problem since I was little and now it is worse…….

Thank you for all of the insight and info!!