Why do I only have good productive bowel movements when I smoke Marijuana?
June 2nd, 2009 | 
Author: I've been having problems with bowels movements for some time now. So I started taking Benefiber, drinking lots of water, exercising and eating better. That seemed to work for a little while but now 3 months later I'm back to the way I was before. Until recently I smoked some weed and WOW! Right away I could go and I went about 4 times before lunch and each time I went my movements were very productive. I was able to do that for a couple of days until the little nugget of weed I had ran out.
Now two weeks later I'm all clogged up again. This is very distressing because my farts stink very badly and I think I'm giving myself hemorrhoids when I try and make one happen. It’s been two days since my last productive bowel movement. I know this sounds bad but I'm serious!
So why do I only have good productive bowel movements when I smoke Marijuana?
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Marijuana relaxes you dude. Relaxes the muscles EVERYWHERE. lol. You need to drink lots and lots of water regularly along with the fiber. Try drinking hot water in the morning or even coffee, or tea or hot chocolate.
i dont care what moves, put down the mary j.
you do know that pot literally fries your brain
HAHA, "This is very distressing because my farts stink very badly and I think I'm giving myself hemorrhoids when I try and make one happen." Funniest sentence I have ever read in my entire life. Dude, ask for medical marijuana. I think it may be something inside of the marijuana. You should try to find out what it is.
You are not the first person who has said this. I have heard the same thing from a few people. I have no idea as to why though lol. Happy smoking!
Increased blood circulation would be my guess. There are many medicinal uses for said herb, but evidence, both empirical and anecdotal, is suppressed by the government at the behest of the crooked pharmaceutical industry. Share your story with a group that collects such information for the purpose of regulatory reform.
I think the weed make your insides relax. Well, I was so constipated for so many years that my colon is now permanently disstended. That means by stomach protrudes a bit, and I used to have a flat stomach. I had to buy all new pants, because I couldn't button all my old ones. I'm on a lot of meds for depression and chronic nerve pain, and I'm on oxygen (pulmonary fibrosis.) Anyway, FINALLY , after going to over 70 doctors, my constipation is under control!! I used to be so miserable when I was constipated, so I understand what you're going through completely. First of all "Miralax " is finally being sold over the counter.(But it's much cheaper if you get a prescription for the generic.) In order for me to go everyday, I must do the following things: Take a heaping tablespoon of Miralax in water every morning. I must eat an apple (the more fruits and veggies the better.) a day. I must eat at least one large serving of a veggies (I like frozen peas.) I must eat at least 2 bowls of high fiber cereal (8-10 grams of fiber per serving. ) You can find one at WalMart, Kashi, Go lean, and there
are a bunch at a big health food store. I don't drink milk, so I pour a heaping bowl with a big spoon and eat big bites followed by cold water. I love it!! And I must do aerobic exercise every day for at least 15 minutes. I have a treadmill, but taking a brisk walk without stopping, or swimming, or riding a stationary bike would all be fine. Start gradually, and try to work up to 30 minutes or more. Remember. aerobic means no stopping. Try to cut out sugar and drink lots of water. If that works for me and all the meds I'm on, it's gotta work for you. Good luck , and happy sh***ing!! Also, keep smoking weed as long as you can get it. Anything that works for you! Also , those suppositories are harmless. They don't work for me. And I always have a couple of those cheap Fleet enemas on hand for emergencies. Haven't needed one for months. Thank you. Lord!
I usually have normal BM but I totally know what you mean when I smoke either later that day of first thing the next day its like the best BM ever no joke I dont know what it is that does it I would imagine it relaxes the muscles and allows the bowels to do their jobs… but I would see a doctor you might have ib or irritable bowel meaning your bowel muscles dont work properly and you need to get a prescription for that… either way thanks for having the balls to ask something that I can relate to